A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. -Lois Wyse
If your baby is 'beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time', you're the grandma. -Theresa Bloomingdale
A grandmother will put a sweater on you when she is cold, feed you when she is hungry, and put you to bed when she is tired. -Erma Bombeck
Infant undershirts were made to keep grandmothers happy on those chilly 90 degree days in mid August. -Linda Fiterman
Grandma knows best, but no one ever listens. -Mary McBride
You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida at the earliest opportunity. -Dave Berry
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. -Margaret Smith
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Did you ever wonder how someone who wasn't good enough for your daughter could sire grandchildren who were so brilliant and charming? -Bruce Lansky
By the time the youngest children have learned to keep the house tidy, the oldest grandchildren are on hand to tear it to pieces. -Christopher Morley
If I had known grandchildren were so much fun, I'd have had them first. -T-Shirt
There's one thing about children - they never go around showing snapshots of their grandparents. -Leopold Fechtner
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. -Sam Levenson
The good news is that grandchildren keep you young. The bad news is that after you spend time with them you feel your age. -Joan Holleman and Audrey Sherins
