Sperm count comes under intense scrutiny.
Flunking Lamaze Class.
Naming the baby after the wrong relative,(How were you supposed to know Uncle Max did time in Leavenworth?).
Ohmigod, how do you raise a girl?
No sex for how long?
Learning firsthand what 'Full Diaper' means.
Forgetting to buy a Mother's Day card.
Projectile vomiting.
Buying food with the word 'strained' on the label.
Counting hours of sleep on one hand.
No sex for how long?
Having to share wife's attention with someone who doesn't even know who Ken Griffey Jr. is.
Lots and lots of germs.
Needing to learn how to change a stroller tire.
Unsolicited advice, visits, calls, faxes, and E-mail from four grandparents.
Being forced to skip regular Sunday basketball games for baby gym.
Having to brownnose the boss in order to afford more Beanie Babies.
Hearing yourself say 'Are you kids going to behave or am I going to have to pull this car over?'
Only talking about children.
Only wanting to talk about children.
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a
dad. - Poster
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' -Rita Rudner
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say, 'Yeah? When?' -Bill Hicks
There are three stages of a man's life:1.He believes in Santa Claus.
2.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3.He is Santa Claus. -Anonymous
I feel really lucky that my children have inherited all good traits: looks, charm, wisdom, and objectivity. -Robert Scotellaro
List taken from page in Parenting Magazine
